17 kinds of most annoying social media posts

17 kinds of most annoying social media posts

17种恶心到吐的社交网络更新

1. Declarations of love that don't ever need to declare: "I love my daughter sooo much.

没必要的爱的宣告：'我好爱我的女儿啊.'

Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, "I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he's a little bastard and I'm sick of him." Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was.

分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁,他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷,你倒是告诉你爱的人呀,满世界说算什么意思? 有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇,'我讨厌我孩子,如果让你不爽我很抱歉,但他真的是个小混蛋,我太讨厌他了.'很明显他开个玩笑罢了,不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲.

2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: "Going to dinner and a movie!!!"

普普通通的生活细节,非要当成里程碑一样的大事：'去吃了晚饭,还看了电影.'

Analysis: A very boring life.

分析：这样的日子真无聊.

3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: "Feeling sick today :("

发身体情况的细节,还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错："今天感觉病怏怏的:("

Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.

分析：这人也被无聊逼的,和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格,你这个蠢货.

4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they've been screwed over: "Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped."

情绪激动的怒骂,看似不针对某人,其实大家都知道他俩完了："永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你,结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙.有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱,也许他们活该被甩."